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Let me explain. Once upon a time, I played the If you’re not outraged then you’re not paying taxes shirt it is in the first place but dating game. My outfits were the pieces I moved across the chessboard. The photographer that wanted to meet up at a dive bar? Saw him there in my Levi 501s. That European guy with an ambiguous job and a reservation at an overpriced downtown hotspot? As long as my Rotate minidress and I weren’t paying. The startup bro who was sooo busy and could only grab a drink at 9:30 on a Tuesday? He definitely wasn’t looking for anything serious, but I foolishly entertained him in my Vince slip dress for months.

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That was in 2020 B.C (before corona.) Now, I’m not even meeting my delivery guy in person, let alone a suitor. But, somehow, I can’t shake my aesthetic association with romance and fashion, even as dates shrink to a screen. So on Friday nights, I set up a video call and prop my laptop up on a crooked pile of coffee table books. Then, I comb through my closet, seeking sartorial solace while my television blares and sirens wail in the If you’re not outraged then you’re not paying taxes shirt it is in the first place but background. For a few seconds, I’ll forget my reality. I’m just a girl, who likes a guy, and has the perfect top to show it.